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NUGGY  
Posted : Monday, 29 July 2013 11:09:22 PM(UTC)
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As I have gotten older my face skin marks very easily, it's not uncommon and I know of a couple of others who have the same problem. The other night I must have scratched my face in my sleep as I had four purple lines down one cheek, not being vain or whatever I soon forgot about it and went to town for a coffee that afternoon.
A car driven by an old mate pulled up to say gidday, he had another mutual mate with him, and a guy in the back who is a bit of a dumb-ass, loud-mouth-always trying to be funny in a derogatory way sort of dude, that I know, but try to avoid when I can. The loud-mouth asks, loudly of course - if I got my face scratched during sex. I said - possibly might have, but you don't have to worry about it happening to you aye - huh? was his only reply.
Well it can't happen to you really can it, I said - sheep don't have fingernails.
He looked puzzled - while the two in front cracked up big time.
'Aw funny' he says - without any trace of a smile.

I can't often think of the right rebuff for these type of moments, but it's great when it happens.

Got any similar type ones to share?

NUGGY
latch  
Posted : Monday, 29 July 2013 11:58:48 PM(UTC)
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