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DrunkBrother  
Posted : Wednesday, 14 November 2012 1:33:14 PM(UTC)
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Made today :

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Posted : Wednesday, 14 November 2012 3:12:57 PM(UTC)
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Hopefully no-one's seeing too much of that! :P
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Posted : Wednesday, 14 November 2012 5:23:11 PM(UTC)
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hahaaa you funny bugger!! Love it!
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Posted : Thursday, 15 November 2012 7:10:16 PM(UTC)
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Nice! seems you have a good grasp on what people are about!
And now....On sandy beaches and muddy soil, rings and coins await my coil!
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Posted : Thursday, 15 November 2012 8:55:59 PM(UTC)
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Hey I love it Mr Drunkbrother but methinks I might have a bit of all three worlds except I cant get at the gold coins at the moment because Hawk Eye - my wife - happens to be watching me with covertous glances and has been quizing me up as to whether my life insurance is up to date lately and wants to know where I hide my goodies.
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Posted : Thursday, 15 November 2012 9:59:05 PM(UTC)
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Shit graeme thats a bloody nugget...love the guns to...did you get that off your place?..
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Posted : Thursday, 15 November 2012 10:05:43 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: nzpoohbear40 Go to Quoted Post
Shit graeme thats a bloody nugget...love the guns to...did you get that off your place?..


Hi Chris - That was a very profound statement - no I got it on one of our Gold claims however nuggets have been found on our place including one three times larger than that one and I understand another eight times larger back in about 1894.

The guns - one is the same as Mr Drunkbrother has in his photograph, an American Civil War Spencer, one is an American Model 1863 Civil War Sharps that actually saw both Civil War and American Western use and the pistol is an original 1849 Colt.

I am getting some brass for the Sharps as I want to shoot piggyoinks with it up on my place just to say "Been there - done that" - its far more satifsying blasting a pig into Purgatory with an old Earsplittingloudenboomer than any modern rifle

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DrunkBrother  
Posted : Friday, 16 November 2012 3:47:42 PM(UTC)
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Posted : Friday, 16 November 2012 4:22:26 PM(UTC)
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Oh yeah. Bloody 1947 florins. I hate them.
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Posted : Saturday, 17 November 2012 8:02:57 AM(UTC)
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This thread reminds me of the time i gave up Drinking, Smoking, GOLD and Sex...
...it was the most horrifying 20 minutes of my life.
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Posted : Monday, 19 November 2012 7:06:19 PM(UTC)
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Hello, that was supposed to be funny..try this one.

A south african GOLD-miner was injured at work and had to have his right leg amputated. After the operation he was talkin to a fellow miner & said;
''I suppose im fecked now, who would ever want a one legged GOLD-digger?''

His mate replied, ''...try Paul Macartney''.
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DrunkBrother  
Posted : Friday, 30 November 2012 11:37:21 AM(UTC)
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Today i will have 2 Funnies made,
Here is the first :

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Posted : Friday, 30 November 2012 11:44:55 AM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: creamer Go to Quoted Post
Hello, that was supposed to be funny..try this one.

A south african GOLD-miner was injured at work and had to have his right leg amputated. After the operation he was talkin to a fellow miner & said;
''I suppose im fecked now, who would ever want a one legged GOLD-digger?''

His mate replied, ''...try Paul Macartney''.
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LOL LOL LOL
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DrunkBrother  
Posted : Friday, 30 November 2012 11:45:59 AM(UTC)
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And here is the Second
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Posted : Friday, 30 November 2012 10:17:04 PM(UTC)
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Lammerlaw  
Posted : Saturday, 1 December 2012 4:19:23 PM(UTC)
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What ever it is you are on Mr Drunk Brother - I WANT SOME OF IT! I reckon old Josef (The red Tsar) must have had plenty of it as well - must be good stuff.

On a more serious note I am not so sure that funny number one referred to gold and silver did it because the only thing I want more of is SEX!
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Posted : Sunday, 2 December 2012 11:47:44 AM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Lammerlaw Go to Quoted Post

What ever it is you are on Mr Drunk Brother - I WANT SOME OF IT! I reckon old Josef (The red Tsar) must have had plenty of it as well - must be good stuff.

On a more serious note I am not so sure that funny number one referred to gold and silver did it because the only thing I want more of is SEX!

Just keep wavin' your pistol around, im sure you will hit a target.

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DrunkBrother  
Posted : Friday, 7 December 2012 7:53:56 PM(UTC)
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Today is a day of BLACK HUMOR....
BE careful, VERY CAREFUL WHEN WATCHING IT!

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Posted : Friday, 7 December 2012 8:30:32 PM(UTC)
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thanks for that its so sick but i had to laugh
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DrunkBrother  
Posted : Wednesday, 12 December 2012 6:09:03 PM(UTC)
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This made my day today :
You can find an original News shot by googling the phrase :-)

So i made meme :

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